February 2010
okay I am offically going to sleep now
I am going to be so mad at myself in the morning when I’m tired as fuqqq
i liked how that tv guide host faggot tried to...
laurenkate:
And andrews just like “lol okay man”
Excuse me Taylor, I'ma let you finish but....
stephensthesecks:
LADY GAGA HAD THE BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!
OF ALL TIME!
Fuck. Yes.
apcaipse:jo—c:getinthevan:kearstinskarr:
1) Cover your stump before you hump 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie 4) When in doubt shroud you spout 5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner 6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8) If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey 9) It will be...
ugh why haven't you texted me all day
did
you
die?
It really is pathetic when girls send me...
I’m sorry that your boyfriend says hello to me in the hallway, and then offers me a hug first, and then confronts me later on when I deny him one
I’m sorry that your boyfriend sits next to me on the bus whenever he rides it
I’m sorry that you clearly don’t have trust in your boyfriend, so you have to ward other girls off by text messages
Don’t flatter yourself...
What if Michael Jackson, 2Pac, and Biggie all...
apcaipse:clumsytongue:queeftown:meysell:(via lordquas)
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY 3D GLASSES
OH FUCK
If there was a tumblr high/university...
thisisabattleground:
nare-bear:
No one would feel left out
Majority of the population would no longer be single
Classes would encourage expression of ideas
Exposition of critical thinking
One of the courses is Pokemon, Memes, and reblogging 101
truth.
t-swift can you please show me how you do your eye...
t-swift can you please show me how you do your eye...
I get headaches easily now,
like god forbid I lay on my stomach to try and watch tv for five minutes and my whole head is pounding and my neck is stiff
kp,
y u so cute
JUSTIN. GET YOUR PREPUBESCENT ASS OFF STAGE.
apcaipse:
Ke$ha can stay though, she’s hot.
my mom just squealed over justin bieber
THROW YO DRANKS UP HIGHH
BLAME IT
jerfrey:
BBBLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOLL
I AM FDJLFA THIS IS SO GREAT
everyone has a tyler durden inside them.
bamfbrittni:(via harlowville)
My life consists of
effingryan:
Sitting and doing nothing.
I see that you're not texting me at all.
I feel so replaced
you don’t even want me anymore
Why do people still care about Michael Jackson.
(via apcaipse)
Compliments do make me uncomfortable.
preludetoatragedy:soupysue:
I have no idea how to respond to them.
I appreciate them but I’m normally just awkwardly like hahah thank you
AND THAT’S NO WAY TO RESPOND TO A COMPLIMENT AM I RIGHT FOLKS
BLACK EYED PEAS
BRB DANCE PARTY
hi I miss you
like really bad
okay zac shit band wtf never heard of you
bamfbrittni:
mgmt then silversun pickups should have won
pinks performance was so prettyyyy
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fuck you direct TV with your billions of channels
that took way too long to find the grammys