January 2011
I kind of want to get dressed up for no reason
OH WHY NOT
NOTHING BETTER TO DO
who is sitting at home doing nothing this new...
kingevan:
this
nigga
why aren’t you out snorting lines or coke or shooting up on heroin like you’re always inviting me to do
goals for 2010
develop hygiene skills
become clean enough for a boy/girl to find me attractive
start punching assholes in the face more often instead of ‘giving them the benefit of the doubt’
remember that one time that nikki emilija and I...
~highlight of 2010~
I hate when people are like "omg new years is a...
no not really I mean absolutely NOTHING changes besides the date
your problems don’t go away
if you really wanted to start new, you can do it at ANY TIME. You don’t have to wait for new years to roll around
sarahxomg replied to your post: I wake up from my nap to find out that my mom threw out my guacamole
i’ll bring you some of my guacamole if you want some
naw nigga I’ll get back at her dont worry about it
to piss off my dad
I am blasting gucci mane as loud as I can on my laptop and I know they can hear it downstairs and I know it’s interrupting their conversation
and I know my dad hates rap so I am just basking in the glory of bothering the absolute shit out of him
2010 sucked ass and so will 2011
I wake up from my nap to find out that my mom...
and then shes goes “No plans for tonight?”
oh my fucking god I am going to bomb the entire world I am so pissed off
December 2010
my new years plans:
tumblr
eat jolly ranchers
paint my nails
I just realized that this is the second year I've...
I’m pretty sure I was grounded last year because I really can’t remember the last time I ever had a good new year
how depressing
kelliekelliekellie replied to your post: jesus christ I can already hear the cops raping my neighborhood
um you’re making that up i don’t hear anything!!!!!!
WELL DEN U MUST B DEAF
there were sirens going like right before I posted that
Who likes when boys smell good?
manuel733:
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
keepcalmandpotteron-:
eyyjess:
jesus christ I can already hear the cops raping my...
every fifteen minutes I hear a new set of sirens
it’s fucking 5:30 at night what could people possibly be doing for new years already
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Really not looking forward to midnight. I’ll be alone while everyone gets their kiss.
kelliekelliekellie replied to your post: I am going to be alone on new years
um why
because my parents flipped shit again because I don’t ‘appreciate things’ etc
I’ve been locked in the house since like christmas day lol
I want heart nipple tattoos
is this a bad thing
probably
I am going to be alone on new years
couragetocare:
Don’t drink and drive- and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: You Don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on new years eve/day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please re-post this if you don’t mind.
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today I got
black skinny corduroy jeans on sale for $12
boots/slippers on sale for $16
nail polish
jolly ranchers
nude lipstick
mascara
chips and guac from chipotle
southwest chicken salad from portillos
I am fat and shopped out yay!!!!!1
“Amanda you’re a de-virginizer”
– Emilija
fdskafdsal I got asked to be a part of a legit...
and you guys aren’t supposed to know about it so I won’t give out the location or date
but I have to learn this dance and I have to learn how to do it on ice
I AM SO EXCITED AJFKDLFADFDLSA
severed:
plans for new years eve:
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
fullofalteriormotives:
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today I took this lady's order and she was...
“wait, I’m sorry I must be confused. Why are three tacos by themselves cheaper than the T8 on the meal menu?” and I’m standing at the register like
and I’m like WELL OBVIOUSLY IF YOU READ THE FUCKING SIGN YOU’D SEE THAT IT COMES WITH A DRINK MAKING IT MORE EXPENSIVE THAN JUST THREE TACOS ALONE
people are so stupid sometimes ajfdkjfla
alex
me: so hows your break been
him: sucks without you
me: okay no really have you done anything exciting
him: no
me: why the fuck not
him: BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FUN WITHOUT YOU
nosfermarki replied to your photo: this is what I have worn for the past five days …
but thumbs up for rusko
awe yeeeah bro
severed replied to your photo: god who the fuck pierced this girls septum it’s…
oh my god her make up
your make up is uglier ryan
bloodnbones replied to your post: bloodnbones replied to your post: this is god…
no
YES